"Cleaning Wearing Just a Thong!" Got a better idea, get rid of the thong and tie a cotton rope to your nuts and up to your waist to hold a stretch toy in your ass-cunt, like this. https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/8520834/154062529 And every time you bend over they get pulled tighter and the toy gets pushed deeper. You'll never finish your chores before you have to fuck yourself to orgasm. Probably more than once.
"Torture my balls..." ...because they need it and serve no purpose beyond causing a pregnancy. At least mine didn't, and they were never used for that either.