Eu tenho uma roupa de maricas para você experimentar

Hey. I went shopping today with your credit card. Yeah, cuz I needed some stuff.

See? Look at my new dress. It's only like 50 bucks. It wasn't bad at all.

They said it was declining though after these shoes. They're super cute.

Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be wearing this tonight. I had another outfit I wanted to wear. This I actually bought for you.

I thought it was sweet you invited me to your company's holiday dinner. I've been here every year.